datsrad:

purplenightsky6:

I wanna be cuddled right now and have my back rubbed until I fall asleep.

tru

(Source: purplenightsky69, via orgasm)

intractably:

*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0

(via cumfort)

surprisebitch:

unshaped:

nintenofficial:

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

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OH MY GOD

this fucking website

(Source: gotitforcheap, via hi)

sluttyoliveoil:

life hack

(Source: poyzn, via ifyoulaugh)

deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

(via ruinedchildhood)

mohasty:

I squealed

(Source: thenaturalscienceofsex, via svnbxther)

slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

(via ruinedchildhood)

cakejam:

i have 2 moods:

  1. yes
  2. no

(Source: cakejam, via cumfort)