I just want to be covered in tattoos and get laid

claphne:

dont use internet humor outside of the internet

no one will laugh

(via skunkiejack)

folwer:

but its important

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mothbug:

stayfrostystayfrosty:

mothbug:

primadonna girl 

✿ all i ever wanted was the world 

Is that bow taped onto that snake

I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do

u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on 

i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin

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faithashley5:

fantasies-and-temptations:

dogthing2:

barely-half-asleep:

Brad Pitt in 1994

I lose my shit every time I see this photoset.

this is not ok

hOW????????¿??

Baby

Ok I changed my mind about him 💦💦💦

(Source: howtocatchgosling)

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saltunderthesea:

bloodstainedvibrator:

selections from the watercolor series I don’t want your love unless you know I am repulsive, and love me even as you know it. 

Emily Kaelin

http://society6.com/emilykaelin

holy fuck I’m obsessed

(via barack-oballin)

spinmidnight:

"what lingered after them was not life, but the most trivial list of mundane facts: a clock ticking on a wall, a room dim at noon, and the outrageousness of a human being thinking only of herself."

                 -The Virgin Suicides, 1999

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virgindevil:

verluste:

Raf Simons x SHOWstudio x MACHINE-A

love tjis beUty

(Source: nbga, via ghostyards)

pleathe:

THIS GIF I CANT BREATHE

image

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majestictunes:

thinkin bout you || frank ocean

a tornado flew around my room before you came
excuse the mess it made, it usually doesn’t rain
in southern california much like arizona
my eyes don’t shed tears but, boy, they bawl

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iamrickyhoover:

Hahahaha

(Source: sailorgoons)

fuckyeah-nerdery:

dutchster:

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

image

PUSSY GAME TOO STRONG EVEN FOR THE DEVIL.

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